How not to answer when someone asks you how you’re going with your significant other. If you like excess crap, the ‘Together For Now’ card wallet is not for you. Don’t get us wrong, there’s a time and place for crap but your back pocket or handbag is not it.

• Full-grain soft shrunken leather
• 4 card slots
• Top stash pocket for a few folded banknotes
• 98mm x 74mm x 5mm
• Comes in a Status Anxiety soft material drawstring bag